Come on over to our humble abode on the outer rim of the 'verse (er, the south side 'verse, that is) to watch "Heart of Gold." We're going to have a gorram good time.

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Mal: "Patients were cynical and not responding and we couldn't bring 'em back-"

Simon: "They were cyanotic and not responsive."
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If you have chillun, feel free to bring 'em along, we've got three so we know what it's like ("Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots").

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Jayne: (mock reading Simon's journal) "Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
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We will feed you Mal's Big Damn Hero dip with tortilla chips, Kaylee's strawberry shortcake, and Jayne's mudder drink. Feel free to BYOB.

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Inara: "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?"

Mal: "That it was manly and impulsive?"

Inara: "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't'."
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See you soon!!!!